Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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