Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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