I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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