Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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