Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
