No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Who died my cat blue again?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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