Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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