Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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