Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
nutella sex= disaster
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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