1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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