Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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