Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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