Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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