when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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