Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize