Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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