If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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