So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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