apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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