: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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