brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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