You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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