Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
is it fun? or sober?
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