your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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