Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize
