Small penises have feelings too.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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