I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
