i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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