Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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