He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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