Its about making memories worth repressing
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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