If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Boobs are out for the taking
40s are totally the cure
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
