'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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