She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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