booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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