She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Success! We fucked roommates!
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