How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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