Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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