Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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