We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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