Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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