So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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