I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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