a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
