No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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