You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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