just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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