my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you would pick up someone in the library
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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