sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
My life is pants optional.
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