Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Randomize
