On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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