I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize