Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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