and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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