Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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